The Founding of “the Temple of the Creators Will”

Its my new church. We believe in any God and the belief that our God would want us to pay minimum taxes possible instead of the evil people getting all the tax breaks. We take the donations of our congregation at the maximum amount they can deduce from their account and place it in stable securities and hold a percentage (mostly realistate). Next tax season we bestow our creators blessing back with the dividends it provides or at least what you donated. We believe our creator wishes this as long as nefarious things such as poisoning and trafficking children are so prevalent. Amen

We also should take charitable contributions to help congregants get their taxes in order. Like H and R block but we only take a % of what you wouldn’t have gotten back had you not used us.


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